Behind the Burner 2 - What do we know so far?

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/03/2015 at 10:38 • Filed to: Behind the Burner

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Our burner:

prefers British and America cars.

Owns a fwd 5 pot Volvo 850 sedan that is just a few shy of 20 years old, with a clock that read 8:00 at 9:00pm PST last night.

Is not Untitledcarshow, Ike or affiliated in any way with untitledcarshow

Is not Hiroku, Halkyardo, JQJ213 or EL_ULY

Has no strong feelings about vans or GTRs

Technically owns 2 cars, though one is primarily driven by the spouse.

Lives where it’s a good idea to use snow tires, but doesn’t and the roads do get salted, but not quite so much as some places.

Is of Scandinavian heritage.

Wishes their other car were a Volvo.


DISCUSSION (41)


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 10:42

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There’s a lot of OPPOs with Volvos.


Kinja'd!!! CB > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 10:44

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Is it Laird? Does he own a Volvo?


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 10:46

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ZTP?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > CB
11/03/2015 at 10:48

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I don’t think he has a spouse though.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/03/2015 at 10:51

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This is true.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 10:52

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So. Um. That doesn’t narrow it down.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/03/2015 at 10:53

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No, it doesn’t.


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 10:56

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No Reddit account but is this Alfalfa Romeo?


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > CB
11/03/2015 at 10:56

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He has a Saab.


Kinja'd!!! CB > TheHondaBro
11/03/2015 at 10:57

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True.


Kinja'd!!! CB > KnowsAboutCars
11/03/2015 at 10:57

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Damn. So close.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > CB
11/03/2015 at 10:57

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His clock would likely not read 8 at 9 pacific time, being in Norway and all.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 10:58

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Well.... this one is a lot harder.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 10:58

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how do we get to do this? I’d like to do this..


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 10:58

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So I gather that they are most likely in Colorado, Alberta, somewhere in GMT +4 (no daylight savings time), or in the Midwest and just haven’t changed their clock yet...


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > KnowsAboutCars
11/03/2015 at 10:58

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All questions must be asked on Reddit. It’s real easy to sign up for an account. You don’t even need to supply an email.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Alfalfa
11/03/2015 at 10:59

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I was thinking with portals time zones. However, I appear to be off by two hours.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Patrick Nichols
11/03/2015 at 11:00

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The clock could also be very wrong.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > itschrome
11/03/2015 at 11:01

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Just head on over to reddit and sign up for an account and you can ask questions. You can send me a PM on reddit if you want to volunteer to be burner.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/03/2015 at 11:02

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at least he actually answered when I asked what model his car was!

:-P


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 11:02

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True


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/03/2015 at 11:02

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Hahahaha. Yeah. Sorry about that one.


Kinja'd!!! Van Man, rocks the Man Van > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 11:03

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I want to, but the problem is I'd have to sign up for Reddit...


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 11:05

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I already have enough accounts I rarely use, someone with an account is free to steal my guess.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 11:06

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So he’s on the west coast. PDT would be 8:00.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
11/03/2015 at 11:10

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Can’t be worse than a Kinja account, amiright?


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 11:15

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I’m going to go with the obvious choice.

ForSweden


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/03/2015 at 11:16

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tisk tisk tisk, bad dragon


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/03/2015 at 11:19

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What. Not his fault.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/03/2015 at 11:20

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Haha, I just associate him as you because of your avatar.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/03/2015 at 11:24

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That is true. My avatar can be misleading.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/03/2015 at 12:01

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And you shall hereby be known as Toothless


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/03/2015 at 12:02

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I might change it but probably not.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 12:06

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ok cool. time for a 5th reddit account hahaha


Kinja'd!!! DasWauto > Future next gen S2000 owner
11/03/2015 at 12:43

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He’s got an S80, not an 850.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/03/2015 at 12:43

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We at least have a timezone and know they’re in an area that might snow lightly, that was the crux of my clock and snow tire questions.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem
11/03/2015 at 12:44

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I did say “assuming the clock is operational and correctly set” with the question though.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Wheelerguy
11/03/2015 at 12:47

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He has a PT Cruiser. Don’t know about a Volvo.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/03/2015 at 12:48

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“Daily Drives a dragon aka Toothless”


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > RallyWrench
11/03/2015 at 13:36

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That’s a good idea.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/03/2015 at 13:37

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Maybe.